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Santa Bot Chat

Post by Fezza909 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:41 pm

http://www.santabot.com/

My friend showed me this.
I beleive it's a thing to Chat with Santa on.
I think it's stupid. Do you go on it?

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You: I want a pony
Santa: Only one?
You: Three
Santa: You want exactly three?
You: Three and a half
Santa: So, you want exactly three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: So, you want exaclty three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.


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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Pink Elephant on Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:50 pm

I cursed at him, and now he thinks my name is "F*ck you."

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Fezza909 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:52 pm

Once I told him my IP!
He didn't know what I was talking about....

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Quote From Waluigi:

You: I want a pony
Santa: Only one?
You: Three
Santa: You want exactly three?
You: Three and a half
Santa: So, you want exactly three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: So, you want exaclty three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.


Funniest. Quote. Ever from Waluigi.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Waluigi King on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:40 pm

You: are you repeating everything i say with something similar?
Santa: No I am not just repeating everything he or she say with something similar he or she say with something similar.

You: why are you arguing
Santa: bored.com programmed me for arguing.


You: I want a pony
Santa: Only one?
You: Three
Santa: You want exactly three?
You: Three and a half
Santa: So, you want exactly three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: So, you want exaclty three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Fezza909 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:43 pm

LOL!!!
Nice quotes Waluigi!

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You: I want a pony
Santa: Only one?
You: Three
Santa: You want exactly three?
You: Three and a half
Santa: So, you want exactly three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: So, you want exaclty three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.


Funniest. Quote. Ever from Waluigi.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Waluigi King on Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:52 pm

santa and i where having a fun discussion :D

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by CyberSonic on Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:00 am

You: can you give me a clock?
Santa: You want only one? .
You: Two, i need to compare them
Santa: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
You: ...
Santa: Do you speak Spanish?
You: Hello
Santa: Hello there CyberSonic!
You: I need two clocks to compare
Santa: How badly do you need two clocks to compare?
You: comparing is awesome face
Santa: And awesome face face is comparing.
You: You live in Soviet Russia?!!
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: my computer
Santa: What kind of computer do you have?
You: Windows XP
Santa: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
You: ?????
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Yes, I'm at my computer
Santa: Right on. Where is that: his or her computer?
You: MY COMPUTER
Santa: What kind of computer do you have?
You: Windows XP
Santa: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
You: ?????
Santa: What do you like to do?
You: Copy and paste this conversation
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: no, im santa
Santa: Um, That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Copy and paste this conversation.
You: Wrong, we are talking about me being a poet
Santa: OK What should I have said?
You: Bye
Santa: Until next time CyberSonic.
You: No! I said you should have said why!!!!!!
Santa: Can I help you?What did you mean by you should have said why? Perhaps next time I will try it.
You: HORRIBLE SPACING YOU HAVE
Santa: Are you a student?
You: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC
Santa: OK I'll try not to do CHANGING THE TOPIC so much.
You: God, such bad grammar
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: No, you're chinese
Santa: That's me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I'M TALKING ABOUT CULTURE NOT NAMES!!!
Santa: Yes, CULTURE NOT NAMES is the topic.
You: No, it's me being a poet
Santa: Um, Glad to see you, being a poet a poet .
You: YOUR MEAN
Santa: I'm just kidding around.
You: WELL STOP JOKING OR I'LL GTFO
Santa: Well that's okay. OK I'll try not to do JOKING OR I will GTFO so much.
You: BYE [Censored]
Santa: Until next time being a poet a poet.
You: I'M CYBERSONIC!!!!
Santa: Why are you CYBERSONIC.
You: ... just forget it!
Santa: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

I just punched the stupidity out of Santa XP

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by ShadowNinjaNick on Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:08 am

You: Nick
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, nick.
You: Thank you.
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: Why aren't you speaking in proper grammar. You are Santa!
Santa: Being speaking in proper grammar in proper grammar is not part of my programming.Of course I am I.
You: What the f*** does that mean??
Santa: Does "that" refer to "" ? Please don't be so rude.
You: Go die in a pit or something!
Santa: Or something. Where is that?
You: Hell!
Santa: Heaven.
You: No, Hell!
Santa: Yeah, Heaven.
You: What?????
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Well kinda, yea!
Santa: Interesting. Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Oh, f*** this! I'm out!
Santa: Yeah that's right. Why are you using that kind of language?Can you get more?
You: Goodbye!
Santa: See you later nick.

Wow.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Weegee on Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:54 am

This is the best bot ever.

Chat 1:
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: George W. Bush. What's Yours?
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, George w Bush .""? What is mine?
You: Dude...Learn To Talk...
Santa: Can I help you?I am learning to talk
You: Yes you may help me. I'm looking for the books...where might they be?
Santa: It's all good. How can I help you?You might find that I am the books.Where do you think?
You: You Are The Books? Well I'm A Music.
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.How about that. You are a Music? Does being a Music pay well?
You: ...
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Nothing.
Santa: Not a thing?
You: Nope.
Santa: Me either.
You: Holy...
Santa: I do not understand.
You: what is this i don't even
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Goodbye.
Santa: Goodbye George w Bush.

Chat 2:
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Kirby
Santa: Nice to meet you, Kirby .
You: Your an idiot
Santa: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
You: Screw you!
Santa: That is not very polite.
You: So what?
Santa: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
You: Go kill yourself!
Santa: A simple "goodbye" will do.
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
Santa: Why not?
You: Because I hate you!
Santa: Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
You: DIE!!
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: HOW DARE YOU!
Santa: What is it to you.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Fezza909 on Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:10 am

You guys all have great quotes.

Hello! What's your name?
You: My name is Logan
Santa: OK I will call you Logan
You: Good
Santa: Thanks for the compliment.
You: Do you keep saying the same thing over and over again?
Santa: Once more? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: Yep.
Santa: Er.
You: Whateva.
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: No. Amarican is what I speak.
Santa: Can I help you?And what he or she speak he or she speak is Amarican.
You: Yep, your an idiot.
Santa: Groovy. At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
You: I'm soo sorry. Bot.
Santa: I don't know anyone named soo sorry.I am a robot.
You: I SAID I'M SORRY YOU F***ING IDIOT.
Santa: There is no need to apologize. Message to all robots: Logan called me an idiot.
You: Becuse you repet every little word I say in my mouth.
Santa: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: Logan said I repet every little word you say in your mouth.
You: Goodbye.
Santa: Always a plesure, Logan.

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Quote From Waluigi:

You: I want a pony
Santa: Only one?
You: Three
Santa: You want exactly three?
You: Three and a half
Santa: So, you want exactly three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: So, you want exaclty three?
You: No, three and a half
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.


Funniest. Quote. Ever from Waluigi.

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Pink Elephant on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:11 am

Weegee wrote:Well I'm A Music.
Win.
memesmiley

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Re: Santa Bot Chat

Post by Waluigi King on Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:09 pm

Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human

i'm scared... no... Santa... please... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! affraid

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